‘I was so drunk last night!’
‘Me too! I fell over!’
‘Well, I don’t remember getting to the club!’
‘I don’t remember leaving the house!’
‘WELL, I don’t remember ANYTHING.’
Get a fucking grip. You were all drunk. Whoo fucking aah.
Best quote of last night…
I need to go out more with the girls and get wasted.
For some reason I have decided this during my final semester in my final year of uni.
Ho hum! Can’t have it all can we?!
1. I’m in work till 10
2. I have a 7.30 start tomorrow and won’t get in till 9pm
3. Everyone knows we’ve fallen out
3. I have no money
4. I hate drunk people when I am not a drunk person