‘I was so drunk last night!’

‘Me too! I fell over!’

‘Well, I don’t remember getting to the club!’

‘I don’t remember leaving the house!’

‘WELL, I don’t remember ANYTHING.’

Get a fucking grip. You were all drunk. Whoo fucking aah.

Best quote of last night…

I need to go out more with the girls and get wasted.

For some reason I have decided this during my final semester in my final year of uni.

Ho hum! Can’t have it all can we?!

1. I’m in work till 10

2. I have a 7.30 start tomorrow and won’t get in till 9pm

3. Everyone knows we’ve fallen out

3. I have no money

4. I hate drunk people when I am not a drunk person